Best Dad Jokes — Dad Joke of the Dayhttps://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/The best dad jokes on the internet — short, clean, and groan-worthy.en-usDad Joke of the Day — Sep 16https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-16bjd-daily-2026-09-16Wed, 16 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000I don't trust stairs. — They're always up to something.Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 15https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-15bjd-daily-2026-09-15Tue, 15 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. — She looked surprised.Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 14https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-14bjd-daily-2026-09-14Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000What's brown and sticky? — A stick.Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 13https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-13bjd-daily-2026-09-13Sun, 13 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000I used to hate facial hair. — Then it grew on me.Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 12https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-12bjd-daily-2026-09-12Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. — I just can't put it down.Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 11https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-11bjd-daily-2026-09-11Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? — Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 10https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-10bjd-daily-2026-09-10Thu, 10 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? — Doris locked — that's why I'm knocking!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 09https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-09bjd-daily-2026-09-09Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? — No bell — that's why I knocked!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 08https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-08bjd-daily-2026-09-08Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? — Gorilla cheese sandwich for me, I'm starving!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 07https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-07bjd-daily-2026-09-07Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? — Anita borrow your pencil!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 06https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-06bjd-daily-2026-09-06Sun, 06 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? — Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 05https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-05bjd-daily-2026-09-05Sat, 05 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? — Ken you open the door, please?Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 04https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-04bjd-daily-2026-09-04Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? — Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 03https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-03bjd-daily-2026-09-03Thu, 03 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? — Justin time for dinner!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 02https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-02bjd-daily-2026-09-02Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? — No, YOU'RE a poo!Dad Joke of the Day — Sep 01https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-09-01bjd-daily-2026-09-01Tue, 01 Sep 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? — Aww — I miss you too!Dad Joke of the Day — Aug 31https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-08-31bjd-daily-2026-08-31Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? — Bless you!Dad Joke of the Day — Aug 30https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-08-30bjd-daily-2026-08-30Sun, 30 Aug 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? — Candice door open, or what?Dad Joke of the Day — Aug 29https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-08-29bjd-daily-2026-08-29Sat, 29 Aug 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? — Olive you and I miss you!Dad Joke of the Day — Aug 28https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-08-28bjd-daily-2026-08-28Fri, 28 Aug 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? — Harry up and open the door!Dad Joke of the Day — Aug 27https://bestdadjokes.lol/joke-of-the-day/?d=2026-08-27bjd-daily-2026-08-27Thu, 27 Aug 2026 00:34:11 -0000Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c— — MOO!