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<p class="page-sub">Ho-ho-horrible holiday jokes for the whole workshop. That's 15 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-202"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call Santa's little helpers?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Subordinate Clauses.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="202">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="202">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-203"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call Santa when he takes a break?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Santa Pause.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="203">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="203">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-204"><p class="joke-setup">What do snowmen eat for breakfast?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Snowflakes.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="204">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="204">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-205"><p class="joke-setup">What did one snowman say to the other snowman?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Do you smell carrots?</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="205">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="205">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-206"><p class="joke-setup">Why does Santa go down the chimney?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it soots him.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="206">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="206">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-207"><p class="joke-setup">What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A Christmas quacker.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="207">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="207">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-208"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It needed a trim.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="208">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="208">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-209"><p class="joke-setup">What do elves learn in school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The elf-abet.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="209">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="209">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-210"><p class="joke-setup">What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Silent Night.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="210">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="210">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-211"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call an old snowman?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Water.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="211">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="211">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-212"><p class="joke-setup">Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They always drop their needles.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="212">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="212">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-213"><p class="joke-setup">What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Cookie sheets.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="213">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="213">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-214"><p class="joke-setup">Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because he went down in history.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="214">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="214">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-215"><p class="joke-setup">What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Freeze a jolly good fellow.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="215">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="215">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-216"><p class="joke-setup">What's a Christmas tree's favorite candy?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Orna-mints.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="216">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="216">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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