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<h1>🚪 Knock-Knock Jokes</h1>
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<p class="page-sub">Who's there? The internet's best collection of knock-knock jokes. That's 20 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-217"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Boo.<br>Boo who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Don't cry — it's just a joke!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="217">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="217">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-218"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Lettuce.<br>Lettuce who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="218">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="218">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-219"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Cargo.<br>Cargo who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>No — car go vroom vroom!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="219">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="219">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-220"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Tank.<br>Tank who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>You're welcome!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="220">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="220">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-221"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Interrupting cow.<br>Interrupting c—</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>MOO!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="221">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="221">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-222"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Harry.<br>Harry who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Harry up and open the door!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="222">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="222">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-223"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Olive.<br>Olive who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Olive you and I miss you!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="223">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="223">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-224"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Candice.<br>Candice who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Candice door open, or what?</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="224">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="224">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-225"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Atch.<br>Atch who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Bless you!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="225">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="225">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-226"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Amish.<br>Amish who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Aww — I miss you too!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="226">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="226">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-227"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Europe.<br>Europe who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>No, YOU'RE a poo!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="227">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="227">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-228"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Justin.<br>Justin who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Justin time for dinner!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="228">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="228">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-229"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Dwayne.<br>Dwayne who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="229">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="229">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-230"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Ken.<br>Ken who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Ken you open the door, please?</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="230">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="230">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-231"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Alpaca.<br>Alpaca who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="231">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="231">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-232"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Anita.<br>Anita who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Anita borrow your pencil!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="232">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="232">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-233"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Gorilla.<br>Gorilla who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Gorilla cheese sandwich for me, I'm starving!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="233">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="233">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-234"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Nobel.<br>Nobel who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>No bell — that's why I knocked!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="234">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="234">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-235"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Doris.<br>Doris who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Doris locked — that's why I'm knocking!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="235">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="235">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-236"><p class="joke-setup multi">Knock knock.<br>Who's there?<br>Aardvark.<br>Aardvark who?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="236">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="236">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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