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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-237"><p class="joke-setup">I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I just can't put it down.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="237">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="237">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-238"><p class="joke-setup">I used to hate facial hair.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Then it grew on me.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="238">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="238">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-239"><p class="joke-setup">What's brown and sticky?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A stick.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="239">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="239">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-240"><p class="joke-setup">I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>She looked surprised.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="240">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="240">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-241"><p class="joke-setup">I don't trust stairs.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They're always up to something.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="241">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="241">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-242"><p class="joke-setup">I'm on a seafood diet.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I see food and I eat it.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="242">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="242">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-243"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Sofishticated.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="243">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="243">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-244"><p class="joke-setup">I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Then it dawned on me.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="244">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="244">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-245"><p class="joke-setup">I'd tell you a construction joke...</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>...but I'm still working on it.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="245">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="245">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-246"><p class="joke-setup">I know a lot of jokes about retired people.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Sadly, none of them work.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="246">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="246">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-247"><p class="joke-setup">I ordered a chicken and an egg from an online store.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I'll let you know.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="247">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="247">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-248"><p class="joke-setup">What time did the man go to the dentist?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Tooth hurty.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="248">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="248">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-249"><p class="joke-setup">Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It's fine — he woke up.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="249">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="249">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-250"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A stick.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="250">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="250">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-251"><p class="joke-setup">I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I don't know y.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="251">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="251">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-252"><p class="joke-setup">Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Great food, no atmosphere.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="252">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="252">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-253"><p class="joke-setup">Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because every play has a cast.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="253">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="253">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-254"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a factory that makes okay products?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A satisfactory.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="254">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="254">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-255"><p class="joke-setup">Dear algebra,</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back — and don't ask Y.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="255">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="255">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-256"><p class="joke-setup">What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I don't know and I don't care.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="256">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="256">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-257"><p class="joke-setup">I asked my dog what's two minus two.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He said nothing.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="257">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="257">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-258"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A receding hare-line.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="258">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="258">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-259"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A dino-snore.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="259">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="259">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-260"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a man with a rubber toe?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Roberto.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="260">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="260">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-261"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the two 4s skip dinner?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They already 8.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="261">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="261">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-262"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a sheep with no legs?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A cloud.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="262">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="262">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-263"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the picture go to jail?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it was framed.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="263">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="263">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-264"><p class="joke-setup">What did the man say when he walked into a bar?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Ouch.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="264">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="264">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-265"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the man fall down the well?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He couldn't see that well.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="265">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="265">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-266"><p class="joke-setup">What's red and bad for your teeth?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A brick.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="266">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="266">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-267"><p class="joke-setup">Why was 6 afraid of 7?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because 7 8 9.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="267">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="267">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-268"><p class="joke-setup">What did the zero say to the eight?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Nice belt.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="268">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="268">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-269"><p class="joke-setup">Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because then it would be a foot.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="269">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="269">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-270"><p class="joke-setup">I'm terrified of elevators.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>So I'm taking steps to avoid them.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="270">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="270">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-271"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't scientists trust atoms?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they make up everything.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="271">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="271">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-272"><p class="joke-setup">What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Make me one with everything.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="272">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="272">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-300"><p class="joke-setup">What's a nap's favorite kind of movie?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A sleeper hit.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="300">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="300">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-301"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the pillow go to the doctor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was feeling down.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="301">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="301">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-302"><p class="joke-setup">Why are blankets so good at ending arguments?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They know how to wrap things up.</div><figcaption 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