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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-157"><p class="joke-setup">How does the moon cut its hair?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Eclipse it.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="157">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="157">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-158"><p class="joke-setup">How do you organize a party in space?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>You planet.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="158">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="158">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-159"><p class="joke-setup">Why is the moon always broke?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It&#x27;s down to its last quarter.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="159">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="159">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-160"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call an alien with three eyes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>An aliiien.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="160">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="160">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-161"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He needed space.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="161">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="161">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-162"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of music do planets listen to?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Neptunes.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="162">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="162">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-163"><p class="joke-setup">What did Saturn say to Jupiter?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Give me a ring sometime.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="163">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="163">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-164"><p class="joke-setup">What do astronauts use to keep their pants up?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>An asteroid belt.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="164">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="164">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-165"><p class="joke-setup">Why aren&#x27;t astronauts hungry after they blast off?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they&#x27;ve had a big launch.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="165">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="165">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-166"><p class="joke-setup">What&#x27;s an astronaut&#x27;s favorite part of a computer?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The space bar.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="166">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="166">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-167"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the cow become an astronaut?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To see the moooon.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="167">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="167">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-168"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a space magician?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A flying saucerer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="168">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="168">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-169"><p class="joke-setup">Why couldn&#x27;t the astronaut book a hotel room on the moon?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it was full.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="169">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="169">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-170"><p class="joke-setup">How do astronauts serve their dinner?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>On flying saucers.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="170">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="170">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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