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<p class="page-sub">Jokes that swing, dribble and score — straight from the sidelines. That's 15 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-95"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>In case he got a hole in one.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="95">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="95">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-96"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the bicycle fall over?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was two-tired.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="96">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="96">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-97"><p class="joke-setup">Why can't basketball players go on vacation?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They'd get called for traveling.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="97">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="97">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-98"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the football coach go to the bank?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To get his quarterback.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="98">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="98">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-99"><p class="joke-setup">What's a runner's favorite subject?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Jog-raphy.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="99">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="99">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-100"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>So he could tie the score.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="100">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="100">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-101"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't prisoners play tennis?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Too many serves.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="101">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="101">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-102"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the baseball player get arrested?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He stole second base.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="102">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="102">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-103"><p class="joke-setup">Why are basketball courts always wet?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because the players dribble.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="103">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="103">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-104"><p class="joke-setup">What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A bad golfer goes WHACK... dang! A bad skydiver goes dang!... WHACK.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="104">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="104">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-105"><p class="joke-setup">I asked the marathon runner how the race went.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He said it was a long story.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="105">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="105">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-106"><p class="joke-setup">What does a hockey player have in common with a magician?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Hat tricks.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="106">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="106">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-107"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the baseball stadium so cool?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it was full of fans.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="107">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="107">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-108"><p class="joke-setup">I told my personal trainer I wanted to learn to do the splits.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>She asked: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="108">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="108">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-109"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the golfer bring an extra sock?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>In case he got a hole in one.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="109">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="109">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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