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<p class="page-sub">Forecast: 100% chance of groans with scattered puns. That's 17 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-143"><p class="joke-setup">What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Thunderwear.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="143">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="143">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-144"><p class="joke-setup">What did one raindrop say to the other?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Two's company, three's a cloud.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="144">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="144">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-145"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Fowl weather.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="145">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="145">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-146"><p class="joke-setup">I tried to catch some fog earlier.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I mist.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="146">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="146">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-147"><p class="joke-setup">What does the wind say on Valentine's Day?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I'm a big fan of yours.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="147">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="147">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-148"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the sun go to school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To get brighter.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="148">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="148">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-149"><p class="joke-setup">What falls in winter but never gets hurt?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Snow.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="149">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="149">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-150"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the weather want privacy?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was changing.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="150">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="150">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-151"><p class="joke-setup">What's a tornado's favorite game?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Twister.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="151">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="151">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-152"><p class="joke-setup">What do snowmen call their offspring?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Chill-dren.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="152">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="152">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-153"><p class="joke-setup">What's a rainbow's favorite accessory?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A bow-tie.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="153">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="153">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-154"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't mountains ever get cold in winter?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They wear snowcaps.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="154">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="154">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-155"><p class="joke-setup">What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A chili dog.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="155">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="155">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-156"><p class="joke-setup">The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I went outside and stepped in a poodle.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="156">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="156">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-319"><p class="joke-setup">How does a snowman get around town?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>On an icicle.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="319">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="319">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-320"><p class="joke-setup">What did the icy road say to the truck?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Want to go for a spin?</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="320">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="320">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-321"><p class="joke-setup">How do you prevent a summer cold?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Catch it in the winter.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="321">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="321">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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