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<p class="page-sub">Watercooler-worthy workplace jokes for the 9-to-5 groan. That's 26 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-54"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the scarecrow win an award?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He was outstanding in his field.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="54">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="54">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-55"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He took a couple of days off.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="55">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="55">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-56"><p class="joke-setup">My boss told me to have a good day.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>So I went home.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="56">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="56">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-57"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the banker quit his job?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He lost interest.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="57">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="57">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-58"><p class="joke-setup">I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was sole destroying.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="58">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="58">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-59"><p class="joke-setup">I got fired from the orange juice factory.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I couldn't concentrate.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="59">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="59">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-60"><p class="joke-setup">What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the supply closet?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Supplies!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="60">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="60">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-61"><p class="joke-setup">Why do employees drink so much coffee at work?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It's the weekend immune system that keeps them going.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="61">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="61">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-62"><p class="joke-setup">I just got a job making clocks.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It's about time.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="62">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="62">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-63"><p class="joke-setup">I used to be a tailor.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Turns out I wasn't suited for it.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="63">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="63">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-64"><p class="joke-setup">I started a business making origami.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Unfortunately, it folded.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="64">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="64">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-65"><p class="joke-setup">How's my job security?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Rock solid — nobody else wants it.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="65">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="65">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-66"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the pencil get a promotion?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was on point.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="66">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="66">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-67"><p class="joke-setup">I asked my boss for a raise.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He said the elevator does that, and handed me a ladder.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="67">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="67">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-68"><p class="joke-setup">Why do bakers work so hard?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they knead the dough.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="68">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="68">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-69"><p class="joke-setup">I quit my job at the helium factory.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I refused to be spoken to in that tone.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="69">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="69">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-70"><p class="joke-setup">I got a job feeding the giraffes at the zoo.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The pay is lousy, and it's a tall order.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="70">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="70">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-71"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the calendar apply for the job?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It had a lot of dates.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="71">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="71">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-72"><p class="joke-setup">Retirement is the best job I've ever had.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The pay is terrible, but the hours are great.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="72">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="72">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-73"><p class="joke-setup">My boss said: dress for the job you want, not the job you have.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Now HR is asking why I came to work dressed as the boss.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="73">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="73">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-294"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the penny get promoted?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It made perfect cents.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="294">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="294">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-295"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a rich fish?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A goldfish.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="295">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="295">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-296"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dollar bill break up with the coin?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It needed some change.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="296">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="296">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-297"><p class="joke-setup">What happened to the man who put $20 into a vending machine?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Nothing — he's still waiting for his two cents.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="297">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="297">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-298"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the money exhausted?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was spent.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="298">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="298">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-299"><p class="joke-setup">Where do cows invest their money?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>In 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