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<h1>The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet</h1>
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<p class="hero-sub">Short. Clean. Painfully punny. 322+ jokes your kids don't want to hear but absolutely need to.</p>
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<span class="cat-name">Animal Dad Jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">43 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-name">Food Dad Jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">36 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-name">Work & Office Dad Jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">26 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">21 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-emoji">⚽</span>
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<span class="cat-count">15 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">19 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">24 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">17 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-count">16 jokes</span>
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<span class="cat-name">Dad Joke One-Liners</span>
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<span class="cat-count">41 jokes</span>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-321"><p class="joke-setup">How do you prevent a summer cold?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Catch it in the winter.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="321">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="321">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-320"><p class="joke-setup">What did the icy road say to the truck?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Want to go for a spin?</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="320">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="320">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-319"><p class="joke-setup">How does a snowman get around town?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>On an icicle.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="319">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="319">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-318"><p class="joke-setup">What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The pizza can actually feed a family.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="318">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="318">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-317"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of pizza do dogs order?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Pup-peroni.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="317">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="317">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-316"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He ate it before it was cool.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="316">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="316">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-315"><p class="joke-setup">What does an aardvark like on its pizza?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Ant-chovies.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="315">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="315">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-314"><p class="joke-setup">What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Aye matey!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="314">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="314">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-313"><p class="joke-setup">What does a clam do on its birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It shellabrates.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="313">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="313">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-312"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was marble cake.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="312">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="312">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-311"><p class="joke-setup">What did the elephant want for its birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A trunk full of presents.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="311">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="311">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-310"><p class="joke-setup">Why do candles love birthdays?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They get to be the light of the party.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="310">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="310">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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<p>A dad joke is a short, clean, pun-based joke delivered with maximum confidence and zero shame. It's the kind of joke that makes your kids groan, your wife roll her eyes, and your dog leave the room. Science has yet to explain why hearing one makes you feel briefly smarter and visibly worse at the same time.</p>
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<p>This site is a growing collection of the best dad jokes on the internet: one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and puns about animals, food, work, school, sports, tech, space and more. Every joke is family-friendly — the only thing at risk of injury is everyone's patience. Start with the <a href="/dad-joke-generator/">dad joke generator</a>, browse the <a href="#all-cats">categories</a>, or come back every day for a new <a href="/joke-of-the-day/">dad joke of the day</a>.</p>
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