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<h1>🎒 School & Teacher Dad Jokes</h1>
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<p class="page-sub">Class clown certified jokes for teachers, students and homework survivors. That's 21 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-74"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the student eat his homework?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="74">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="74">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-75"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the math book sad?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It had too many problems.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="75">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="75">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-76"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because her students were so bright.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="76">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="76">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-77"><p class="joke-setup">Who's the king of all school supplies?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The ruler.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="77">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="77">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-78"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the student bring a ladder to school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted to go to high school.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="78">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="78">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-79"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the equal sign so humble?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="79">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="79">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-80"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A private tutor.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="80">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="80">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-81"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the music teacher need a ladder?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To reach the high notes.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="81">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="81">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-82"><p class="joke-setup">What did the paper say to the pencil?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Write on!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="82">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="82">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-83"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the kid study in the airplane?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted a higher education.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="83">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="83">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-84"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the geometry book so adorable?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It had acute angles.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="84">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="84">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-85"><p class="joke-setup">What's a math teacher's favorite tree?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Geome-tree.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="85">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="85">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-86"><p class="joke-setup">The past, the present, and the future walked into class.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was tense.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="86">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="86">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-87"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the clock get in trouble at school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It kept tocking back.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="87">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="87">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-88"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They're all in high school.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="88">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="88">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-89"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the geography teacher love the ocean?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was full of currents.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="89">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="89">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-90"><p class="joke-setup">Teacher: 'Name two pronouns.'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Student: 'Who, me?'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="90">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="90">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-91"><p class="joke-setup">Why do calculators make great friends?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>You can always count on them.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="91">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="91">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-92"><p class="joke-setup">What's a pirate's favorite subject?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>ARRRR-t.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="92">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="92">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-93"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the kid throw butter out the window?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted to see a butter fly.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="93">🖼️ Share as image</button><button 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