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<p class="page-sub">Spook-tacular jokes that are scary bad (and that's the point). That's 16 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-186"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They don't have the guts.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="186">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="186">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-187"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a witch's garage?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A broom closet.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="187">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="187">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-188"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He heard it had great circulation.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="188">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="188">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-189"><p class="joke-setup">What's a ghost's favorite dessert?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I scream.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="189">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="189">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-190"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't mummies take vacations?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They're afraid to unwind.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="190">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="190">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-191"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A cereal killer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="191">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="191">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-192"><p class="joke-setup">Why are ghosts such bad liars?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>You can see right through them.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="192">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="192">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-193"><p class="joke-setup">What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Frostbite.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="193">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="193">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-194"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He had no body to go with him.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="194">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="194">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-195"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of music do mummies listen to?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Wrap music.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="195">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="195">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-196"><p class="joke-setup">What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Spare ribs.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="196">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="196">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-197"><p class="joke-setup">Why do witches ride brooms?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Vacuum cleaners are too expensive.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="197">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="197">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-198"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a haunted chicken?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A poultry-geist.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="198">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="198">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-199"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the ghost go to the bar?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>For the boos.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="199">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="199">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-200"><p class="joke-setup">How do you make a skeleton laugh?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Tickle its funny bone.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="200">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="200">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-201"><p class="joke-setup">What's a vampire's favorite fruit?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A blood orange.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="201">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="201">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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