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<p class="page-sub">404: good joke not found. Just kidding — these are giggle-bytes. That's 19 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-110"><p class="joke-setup">Why do programmers prefer dark mode?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because light attracts bugs.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="110">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="110">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-111"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the computer go to the doctor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It caught a virus.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="111">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="111">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-112"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the computer show up late to work?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It had a hard drive.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="112">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="112">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-113"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It lost all its contacts.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="113">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="113">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-114"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call 8 hobbits?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A hobbyte.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="114">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="114">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-115"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the developer go broke?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He used up all his cache.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="115">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="115">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-116"><p class="joke-setup">Why do Java developers wear glasses?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they don't C#.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="116">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="116">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-117"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a computer that sings?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A Dell.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="117">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="117">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-118"><p class="joke-setup">What did the mouse say to the keyboard?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>You're just my type.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="118">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="118">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-119"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the robot go on vacation?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He needed to recharge.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="119">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="119">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-120"><p class="joke-setup">What's a computer's favorite snack?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Microchips.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="120">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="120">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-121"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the Wi-Fi go to therapy?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It felt disconnected.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="121">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="121">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-122"><p class="joke-setup">How does a computer get drunk?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It takes screenshots.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="122">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="122">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-123"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To get to the other slide.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="123">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="123">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-124"><p class="joke-setup">How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>None — that's a hardware problem.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="124">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="124">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-125"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the JavaScript developer sad?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He didn't Node how to Express himself.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="125">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="125">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-126"><p class="joke-setup">What did the router say to the doctor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It hurts when IP.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="126">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="126">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-127"><p class="joke-setup">Why do keyboards never sleep?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They have two shifts.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="127">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="127">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-128"><p class="joke-setup">I would tell you a UDP joke...</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>...but you might not get it.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="128">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="128">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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