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<p class="page-sub">Because every birthday needs at least one groan with the cake. These birthday dad jokes are tradition now, sorry. That's 10 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.</p>
<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-74"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the student eat his homework?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="74">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="74">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-86"><p class="joke-setup">The past, the present, and the future walked into class.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was tense.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="86">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="86">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-158"><p class="joke-setup">How do you organize a party in space?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>You planet.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="158">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="158">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-194"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He had no body to go with him.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="194">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="194">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-215"><p class="joke-setup">What do you sing at a snowman&#x27;s birthday party?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Freeze a jolly good fellow.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="215">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="215">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-310"><p class="joke-setup">Why do candles love birthdays?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They get to be the light of the party.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="310">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="310">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-311"><p class="joke-setup">What did the elephant want for its birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A trunk full of presents.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="311">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="311">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-312"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was marble cake.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="312">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="312">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-313"><p class="joke-setup">What does a clam do on its birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It shellabrates.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="313">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="313">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-314"><p class="joke-setup">What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Aye matey!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="314">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="314">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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