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<h1>🐕 Dad Jokes About Dogs</h1>
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<p class="page-sub">A dog is the only audience that wags at dad jokes. Fetch! These dog dad jokes are good boys, every one of them. That's 14 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-13"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dog sit in the shade?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="13">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="13">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-28"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a magic dog?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A labracadabrador.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="28">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="28">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-155"><p class="joke-setup">What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A chili dog.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="155">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="155">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-156"><p class="joke-setup">The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I went outside and stepped in a poodle.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="156">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="156">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-257"><p class="joke-setup">I asked my dog what's two minus two.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He said nothing.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="257">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="257">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-272"><p class="joke-setup">What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Make me one with everything.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="272">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="272">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-287"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dog cross the road?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To get to the barking lot.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="287">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="287">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-288"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of dog loves surround sound?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A subwoofer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="288">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="288">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-289"><p class="joke-setup">Why do dogs run in circles?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it's too hard to run in squares.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="289">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="289">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-290"><p class="joke-setup">What's a dog's favorite instrument?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The trom-BONE.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="290">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="290">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-291"><p class="joke-setup">How did the puppy feel after finishing its homework?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Ruff.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="291">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="291">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-292"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dachshund sit by the fire?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was a cold dog.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="292">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="292">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-293"><p class="joke-setup">What breed of dog can jump higher than a house?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Any breed — houses can't jump.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="293">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="293">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-317"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of pizza do dogs order?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Pup-peroni.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="317">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="317">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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