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<h1>😴 Dad Jokes About Sleep</h1>
<p class="page-sub">Read these sleep dad jokes in bed. Groaning yourself to sleep counts as a lullaby. That's 10 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.</p>
<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-24"><p class="joke-setup">How do you know if there&#x27;s an elephant under your bed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Your nose touches the ceiling.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="24">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="24">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-96"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the bicycle fall over?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was two-tired.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="96">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="96">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-127"><p class="joke-setup">Why do keyboards never sleep?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They have two shifts.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="127">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="127">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-131"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dad bring a pencil to bed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To draw the curtains.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="131">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="131">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-134"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the toddler put sugar under his pillow?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted sweet dreams.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="134">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="134">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-173"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the car apply for a job?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was tired of sitting idle.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="173">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="173">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-213"><p class="joke-setup">What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Cookie sheets.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="213">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="213">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-300"><p class="joke-setup">What&#x27;s a nap&#x27;s favorite kind of movie?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A sleeper hit.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="300">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="300">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-301"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the pillow go to the doctor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was feeling down.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="301">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="301">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-304"><p class="joke-setup">Why was everyone so tired on the morning of April 1st?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They&#x27;d just finished a 31-day March.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="304">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="304">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure></div>
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