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<p class="page-sub">Paws-itively terrible animal puns that will make the whole zoo groan. That's 43 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-0"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't oysters share their pearls?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they're shellfish.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="0">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="0">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-1"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a bear with no teeth?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A gummy bear.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="1">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="1">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-2"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a sleeping bull?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A bulldozer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="2">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="2">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-3"><p class="joke-setup">Why are fish so smart?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they live in schools.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="3">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="3">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-4"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call an alligator in a vest?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>An investigator.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="4">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="4">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-5"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a fish without eyes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A fsh.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="5">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="5">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-6"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a deer with no eyes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>No eye deer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="6">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="6">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-7"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Still no eye deer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="7">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="7">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-8"><p class="joke-setup">Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they lactose.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="8">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="8">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-9"><p class="joke-setup">What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Bison.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="9">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="9">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-10"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the turtle cross the road?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To get to the shell station.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="10">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="10">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-11"><p class="joke-setup">Why do seagulls fly over the sea?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="11">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="11">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-12"><p class="joke-setup">What's a cat's favorite color?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Purr-ple.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="12">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="12">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-13"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dog sit in the shade?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="13">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="13">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-14"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a pig that does karate?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A pork chop.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="14">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="14">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-15"><p class="joke-setup">How do bees get to school?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>On the school buzz.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="15">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="15">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-16"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Hoo-dini.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="16">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="16">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-17"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they'd quack up.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="17">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="17">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-18"><p class="joke-setup">What did the horse say when it tripped?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="18">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="18">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-19"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A boa constructor.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="19">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="19">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-20"><p class="joke-setup">What's a frog's favorite type of shoes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Open-toad.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="20">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="20">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-21"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a crab that plays baseball?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A pinch hitter.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="21">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="21">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-22"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a lazy kangaroo?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A pouch potato.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="22">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="22">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-23"><p class="joke-setup">How does a penguin build its house?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Igloos it together.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="23">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="23">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-24"><p class="joke-setup">How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Your nose touches the ceiling.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="24">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="24">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-25"><p class="joke-setup">Why do cows wear bells?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because their horns don't work.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="25">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="25">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-26"><p class="joke-setup">Why do seals swim in salt water?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because pepper water makes them sneeze.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="26">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="26">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-27"><p class="joke-setup">How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Ten-tickles.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="27">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="27">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-28"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a magic dog?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A labracadabrador.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="28">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="28">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-280"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a pile of kittens?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A meow-ntain.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="280">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="280">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-281"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Too many cheetahs.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="281">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="281">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-282"><p class="joke-setup">What's a cat's favorite dessert?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Mice cream.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="282">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="282">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-283"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the cat sit on the computer?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To keep an eye on the mouse.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="283">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="283">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-284"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a cat that works at a hospital?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A purr-fessional.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="284">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="284">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-285"><p class="joke-setup">How do cats end a fight?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They hiss and make up.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="285">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="285">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-286"><p class="joke-setup">Why is everyone so excited about the cat's new job?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it's feline good.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="286">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="286">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-287"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dog cross the road?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To get to the barking lot.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="287">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="287">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-288"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of dog loves surround sound?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A subwoofer.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="288">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="288">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-289"><p class="joke-setup">Why do dogs run in circles?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it's too hard to run in squares.</div><figcaption 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