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<p class="page-sub">Certified dad behavior: jokes the whole family has to live with. That's 24 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-129"><p class="joke-setup">Kid: 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dad: 'No, they don't fit me.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="129">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="129">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-130"><p class="joke-setup">Kid: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dad: 'Poof! You're a sandwich.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="130">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="130">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-131"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dad bring a pencil to bed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>To draw the curtains.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="131">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="131">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-132"><p class="joke-setup">Why did grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted to rock and roll.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="132">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="132">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-133"><p class="joke-setup">What did the mother rope say to the child rope?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Don't be knotty.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="133">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="133">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-134"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the toddler put sugar under his pillow?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted sweet dreams.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="134">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="134">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-135"><p class="joke-setup">Kid: 'Dad, how do I look?'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dad: 'With your eyes.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="135">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="135">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-136"><p class="joke-setup">I used to play piano by ear.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Now I use my hands.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="136">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="136">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-137"><p class="joke-setup">Kid: 'Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dad: 'No sun.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="137">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="137">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-138"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the baby strawberry cry?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Its parents were in a jam.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="138">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="138">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-139"><p class="joke-setup">Kid: 'I'm cold.'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dad: 'Go stand in the corner — it's 90 degrees.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="139">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="139">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-140"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the dad stare at the carton of orange juice?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it said 'concentrate.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="140">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="140">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-141"><p class="joke-setup">What did the baby computer call its parent?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Data.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="141">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="141">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-142"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the cookie cry in kindergarten?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>His mom had been a wafer too long.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="142">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="142">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-305"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the two antennas get married?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="305">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="305">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-306"><p class="joke-setup">What did the paper clip say to the magnet?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I find you very attractive.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="306">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="306">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-307"><p class="joke-setup">What's the most romantic part about the ocean?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>When the buoy meets gull.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="307">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="307">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-308"><p class="joke-setup">Kid: 'Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?'</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dad: 'Sure — February 14th.'</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="308">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="308">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-309"><p class="joke-setup">My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>I had to put my foot down.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="309">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="309">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-310"><p class="joke-setup">Why do candles love birthdays?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They get to be the light of the party.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="310">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="310">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-311"><p class="joke-setup">What did the elephant want for its birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A trunk full of presents.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="311">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="311">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-312"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was marble cake.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="312">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="312">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-313"><p class="joke-setup">What does a clam do on its birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It shellabrates.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="313">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="313">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-314"><p class="joke-setup">What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Aye matey!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="314">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="314">📋 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