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<p class="page-sub">Freshly baked food puns served with a side of eye-rolls. That's 36 jokes of pure dad energy.</p>
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<div class="joke-grid"><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-29"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the tomato blush?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it saw the salad dressing.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="29">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="29">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-30"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a fake noodle?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>An impasta.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="30">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="30">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-31"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the cookie go to the doctor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it was feeling crummy.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="31">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="31">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-32"><p class="joke-setup">What did the grape do when it got stepped on?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It let out a little wine.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="32">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="32">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-33"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't eggs tell jokes?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They'd crack each other up.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="33">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="33">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-34"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call cheese that isn't yours?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Nacho cheese.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="34">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="34">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-35"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the banana go to the doctor?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It wasn't peeling well.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="35">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="35">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-36"><p class="joke-setup">What's orange and sounds like a parrot?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A carrot.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="36">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="36">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-37"><p class="joke-setup">What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Yellow!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="37">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="37">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-38"><p class="joke-setup">What did one plate say to the other plate?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Dinner's on me.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="38">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="38">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-39"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because it was cultured.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="39">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="39">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-40"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a sad strawberry?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A blueberry.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="40">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="40">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-41"><p class="joke-setup">What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Where's popcorn?</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="41">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="41">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-42"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the chef get arrested?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He was caught beating an egg.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="42">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="42">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-43"><p class="joke-setup">What kind of room doesn't have doors?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A mushroom.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="43">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="43">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-44"><p class="joke-setup">What did the lettuce say to the celery?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Romaine calm.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="44">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="44">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-45"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the man put his money in the freezer?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He wanted cold hard cash.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="45">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="45">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-46"><p class="joke-setup">What did the hamburger name its daughter?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Patty.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="46">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="46">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-47"><p class="joke-setup">Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen at the beach?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Otherwise they'd peel.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="47">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="47">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-48"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the pizzeria owner go out of business?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>He couldn't make enough dough.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="48">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="48">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-49"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call an avocado that's been blessed?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Holy guacamole.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="49">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="49">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-50"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the coffee file a police report?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It got mugged.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="50">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="50">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-51"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a cow on a trampoline?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A milkshake.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="51">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="51">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-52"><p class="joke-setup">Why did the melons plan a big wedding?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Because they cantaloupe.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="52">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="52">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-53"><p class="joke-setup">What did the baby cookie's parents do when it cried?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They felt crumby.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="53">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="53">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-273"><p class="joke-setup">What do you call a sad cup of coffee?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>A depres-so.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="273">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="273">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-274"><p class="joke-setup">How do coffee cups show their love?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>With mugs and kisses.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="274">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="274">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-275"><p class="joke-setup">Where do coffee beans go for a night out?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>The coffee bar.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="275">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="275">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-276"><p class="joke-setup">Why was the espresso checking its watch?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It was pressed for time.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="276">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="276">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-277"><p class="joke-setup">What's a coffee's favorite magic spell?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>Espresso Patronum!</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="277">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="277">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-278"><p class="joke-setup">Why don't coffees ever gossip?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>They don't want to spill the beans.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="278">🖼️ Share as image</button><button class="btn-tiny" data-copy="278">📋 Copy</button></figcaption></figure><figure class="joke-card" id="joke-279"><p class="joke-setup">How does coffee show it cares?</p><div class="joke-punch" data-punch>It gives you a latte attention.</div><figcaption class="joke-actions"><button class="btn-tiny" data-share="279">🖼️ Share as 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